Have you ever really been to Portland? It’s not all well-groomed beards, sexy foodies, and big fir trees. It’s more protests, lots of people living under bridges, no free parking, statues pulled down, actual dumpsters on fire, forest fire smoke turning the sun red, and savage creativity blooming off camera without commercial exploitation. The reputation thats been sold of Portland, Oregon is way off. If you agree, you might need this hat.

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